We were pretty sure Jen had secretly located a Fountain of Youth off the river somewhere and had been keeping it a secret all these years… how else can anyone explain her 30 something appearance… so we decided to jump in canoes and force her to reveal its location. She did… as it turns out, that Fountain of Youth follows her around. It is her smile, her laugh, and her always young and fun personality.

So what do you do when quarantine with power turns into QUARANTINE WITHOUT POWER. The boys decided to make the most of it…

Our narrator tells a thrilling ancient tale with a lesson as old as time itself… don’t go looking for trouble unless you’re a cop.

In case anyone should question it, here is my proof that I do in fact have a brain. I decided to have a little fun with my MRI results from a study I participated in. It makes no sense, but it was a little weird seeing your own brain.