Civil War

As a Yankee teenager traveling in the back seat from Illinois to Florida, headed to my new home in the South, the words came to me to me by the mile.

Now those Northern nights are cool and crisp/ And its Autumn charm is often missed/ But don’t go thinking the South don’t  have its days/ Cause the summer heat of a Dixie night/ It still does this cowboy right/ And the Southern sun is turning this white neck red/ Those Northern girls, well they sure are pretty but these Southern girls got charm/ I guess a little of both kinds can’t do this soldier harm/ Yes, maybe I can play both sides when it comes to the loving game/ But when it comes to North and South it just don’t seem the same 

Chorus: Cause I was born a Yank and raised a Rebel/ Started on steak and grown on grits/ This Civil War in-side of me has been giving this cowboy fits/ I got Northern blood with a Southern heart/ And that Mason-Dixie tears me apart/ The battles putting history to shame/ And if my Northern conscience don’t watch its behind/ I got a funny feeling the South’s gonna win this time   

Now Grant and Lee they had it easy/ They didn’t have to fight themselves/ Cause the battle lines crossed fields and pines/ And left their minds alone/ But I got this raging battle being fought within my soul/ Casualties stand to be my sanity as a whole 

Chorus

Now in between the battle I got a chance to rest/ And I realized that both the Rebs and Yanks are Americans at best/ And this Southern heart would be no good without its Northern blood/ So I’ll forget about my differences and thank the Lord above/ That I was born a Yank and raised a Rebel/ Started on steak and grown on grits/ This Civil War inside of me has been giving this cowboy fits/ I got Northern blood with a Southern heart/ And that Mason-Dixie tears me apart/ Outsiders had best leave us alone/ See they got this misconception that our differences make us weak/ Well that’s what the Japs thought in ’42 and just look at who got beat/ Yea these outsiders they had best wake up and watch their own behinds/ Cause there ain’t no doubt that the Rebs and Yanks would win it again this time